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13.06.2025 02:00
Loons and Moons
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Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
K-pop supergroup BTS nears reunion as two more members end military service - The Washington Post
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Solar Orbiter gets world-first views of the Sun’s poles - European Space Agency
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
What's it like to have an IQ of 140 to 170? Do people notice you're different?
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
Why do some films seem to date/age so badly?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
Is it possible to achieve spiritual enlightenment while being in a romantic relationship?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
What would you do if you were lost at sea in the Florida Keys?
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to